The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Me too!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
