So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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