Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
