I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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