I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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