i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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