apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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