I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
