Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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