So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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