I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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