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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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