Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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