It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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