so that wasnt chicken after all
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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