I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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