i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
