But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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