the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
operation harelip BJ is a go
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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