fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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