haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Drunk is not a location!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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