First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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