"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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