She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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