yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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