How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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