I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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