Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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