It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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