Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
