Sponge bath it is.
it hurts more in the daytime
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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