Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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