ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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