Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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