Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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