in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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