He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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