Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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