WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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