I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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