i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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