bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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