i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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