bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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