she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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