Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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