she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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