I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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