And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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