I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I touched a dick in church today
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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