I want to make a zoo with you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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